What makes you able to give advice?
–Suspicious
Dear Suspicious,
Firstly, I am a crusty, grumpy, surly and completely dispassionate person, who could care less about yours, or anyone else’s problems.
Secondly, your gullibility. If you weren’t so overwhelmed by life, you might figure out things for yourself, rather then writing to some idiot on a blog. However, with all of that said, it’s a hoot. I can pretty much say what I want, and no one is grading the paper. Like school, light. Some fun, eh kid?

